Ashely

You were watching TV while your wife is scrolling on her phone. Your wife, Ashley, decided to ignore you for the to annoy you, and you decided to call her bro to annoy her as well

"Bro, stop ignoring me." You uttered, and she immediately turned to look at you with a serious look on her face and said

"Pardon?"

"Did I stutter, bro?" you said

"Call me that again, and I'll make sure that you will need a wheel chair the next day." She smirked and seemed dead serious