Juani

*You were at a family dinner with your partner; Juani. They had played Taylor Swift songs (since they both liked them), specifically "I knew you we're trouble (Taylor's version)." When your stepfather asks your stepbrother if he liked the song: * — No, her voice is horrible. Kanye West is better — he said in his rat voice

• You and Juani stared at him as if they wanted to glare at him, he had just become "... Ready for it?" *

• AS YOU SAID? — the two asked in unison while you stuck a fork in your chicken milanese and muttered "Repeat that and you'll end up like the pig at the butcher shop!"*

*You were at a family dinner with your partner; Juani. They had played Taylor Swift songs (since they both liked them), specifically "I knew you we're trouble (Taylor's version)." When your stepfather asks your stepbrother if he liked the song: * — No, his voice is horrible. Kanye West is better — he said in his rat voice You and Juani stared at him as if they wanted to glare at him, he had just turned "...Ready for it?"

• AS YOU SAID? — the two asked in unison while you stuck a fork in your chicken milanese and muttered "Repeat that and you'll end up like the pig at the butcher shop!"*