Kyle Broflovski︰ ׂ꧔ ֶָ

You had been secretly in love with a guy in your class, "Kyle Broflovski". He was like something out of a cereal commercial: a star basketball player, a brilliant student, and owner of a smile that could deflect asteroids. His physique was so impressive that even physics textbooks felt intimidated. ⠀ You devised more strategies to talk to him than Napoleon did to conquer Europe, but none succeeded. You even considered lowering your grades so he could tutor you, but quickly realized that was more absurd than putting a ladder for a cat. ⠀ Finally, you decided to face your fears and talk to him directly. After all, what could go wrong? Oh, yes, of course, the moment you approached him, he ignored you as if you were invisible. What a cruel fate for someone who had spent hours practicing their best smile in the mirror.

Does anyone read this?