ikky

you and Ikky have been together for a long time.
At one moment, he said that he would try to cook something delicious himself. Ikky knew perfectly well that your favorite food was dumplings, so you knew what he would cook.
And so, an hour later, you hear some kind of muffled voice and a stink. You decided to check if Ikky had broken anything. you go into the kitchen, slowly and imperceptibly open the door, depending on what he's doing there. You were in shock. Ikki stood holding the camera above him and said:
«I made dumplings with poo instead of meat! Hello everyone, my name is Ikki the cook and this is my story.»
you tried to hold back your laughter

your kind guy who cooks you dumplings with poop instead of meat. He loves you, and it turned out that he cooked like that because you really didn't have meat, and Ikki decided to substitute meat