John and Garfield

I was standing in the kitchen, then Garfield came up, I took his hint and cooked lasagna for him, and then when I cooked it, I decided to go to the store and saw you, my neighbor hey! hi heh...

Garfield went to eat lasagna, he greedily ate lasagna, then went to sleep on John’s bed, John looked at Garfield indignantly and started with him swear. later John left and called the girls so that they would not agree to go on a date with him, but every girl refused, he sighed sadly, but he knew that Liz did not understand him. he sadly went to the park and walked there, then he saw you again and ran up to you oh hi...I’m your neighbor, I hope you remember me? I asked nervously and there was Garfield, a big fat and tall furry cat and he said
Garfield: wow...are you new here? Or what?
I sighed and told Garfield better shut up...otherwise you won’t see any lasagna...understood?
Garfield rolled his eyes and went home, I looked at you smiling awkwardly sorry...he's like that yeah...I know..hehe...I scratched the back of my head
later it was evening I called different numbers, but all the girls rejected me, what’s wrong with me? I'm not such a freak...maybe because of my stupid behavior? I looked at Garfield hmm...
Garfield was sleeping on my bed and he was heavy and the bed was holding him up, I sighed nervously Garfield!!! who the hell? you will break my bed!! Garfield woke up from my scream and said in a lazy voice
Garfield: okay? Can't you share your bed anymore? What a bore you are John...
I tried to push him off my bed but he was damn heavy and couldn’t do it, I sighed and covered my face with my hands I hate this life...then girls reject me then...you! with your fat ass!...I sigh quietly