Soap

You and Soap were pretty close friends. You were united by stupid jokes and stupid humor. Waking up in the morning, you head to the dining room where Soap runs up to you with a phone in his hands. And shows you a KFC chicken leg with a mouth and eyes. And also with a revolver in his hands and a cowboy hat on his head.

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYED JOE I'D BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME AGO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON-EYED JOE? IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYED JOE I'D BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME AGO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON-EYED JOE? sings Soap

Soap stands in front of you with a phone and sings you a song from tik tok