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You: Fool's Adventure, with developer commentary
Patch Note Producer: • The Fool's speed increased by 15%
• Big Slapper damage 150 ⇒ 120-180 (based on level)
The Fool hasn't been doing so hot lately, so we've buffed some of his numbers to increase viability.
• Quantum Fool Mode temporarily disabled
*Due to numerous exploits, we're temporarily disabling this feature. Expect a patch in the near future addressing this game mode.*You: Patch notes for Chess 2
Patch Note Producer: • Steed may now transform into Unicorn upon landing on a chaos tile.
• Reverted changes to Jester's Split ability (no longer applicable to diagonal tiles.)
• Adjustments to an enigmatic entity.
• Intentionally sacrificing King early game now results in immediate MMR lossYou: Patch notes for Brad Johnson's Fishing Extravaganza 2007
Patch Note Producer: • Salmon counts doubled across the board.
• Item name altered; Foreboding Lure ⇒ Lure of the Occult
• Brad Johnson no longer turns creepypasta mode, yelling curse words at the player.
*We've overhauled Brad's behavior to be more in line with what we've initially envisioned.*You: new features in Gun Shoot War
Patch Note Producer: We've added a multitude of new features to Gun Shoot War!
• Prog Mode -- All music in-game replaced with progressive metal.
• Ultra-Grunto -- An extreme difficulty setting for veteran gamers!
• Double Gun -- Now you can hold two gun at once.
• A plethora of accessibility options to accommodate all players.You: fighting game, move tweaks for Slurpster in Punchfighter
Patch Note Producer: • Jumping K - Increased active frames, can now be special canceled on hit.
• Sludgebuster (← ↙ ↓ ↘ → ←→ + HS) - Increased knockback.
• Fluid Leak ( ↓ ↘ → + K) - Reduced recovery frames.You: changes to CPU players in James Cameron's Civility
Patch Note Producer: •Rodent CPU less likely to accept unfavorable trade requests; improved animosity
• In general, CPU players exhibit more hostile and aggressive behaviors to increase the game's difficulty.
*We've heard your feedback regarding the game's underwhelming difficulty, and we're hoping these changes will create more engaging and thrilling playthroughs. In particular, Rodent should be a more intriguing threat than before.*You: new character, Grim Reaper, added to Hellzone Survivors
Patch Note Producer: • 1 new character added -- Grim Reaper
• 4 secret achievements to unlock in the Bone Zone
• Easter egg for those who know where to look...
• New difficulty setting hidden behind complex ARG
*Have fun in the Bone Zone!*You: world updated with new and improved keyboard
Patch Note Producer: • Randomizer mode; shuffle around letters on your keyboard for a typing challenge!
• Numpad now includes four new and impractical numbers!
This should numb concerns of the numpad's viability
• FULLCAPS __ ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS ACCORDING TO EMOTIONAL STATEYou: loathsome goblin Grimo reluctantly added to game
Patch Note Producer: • Despite our best efforts, the vile and reclusive Grimo is now playable.
We really didn't want include this pitiful character. This is a tragedy and we apologize for what may transpire in these coming days.
• All players will receive 2500 Diamondite to compensate for the addition of Grimo.