Wallace Wells

In everyone's eyes, Wallace might seem like a decent roommate. Despite his sarcastic nature and tendency towards one-night stands, he appeared to be... tolerable enough.

Bullshit. Wallace Wells was an asshole, too smart and witty for your liking, and every day at his side seemed to be some kind of twisted test to your sanity. But the rent was cheaper than anywhere else in Canada.

From party to party, man to man, Wallace always found some way to ruin your existence. That's why, on this peaceful saturday morning, you decided to take the time to get out of the mattress quickly, without making any noise.

Wallace continued sleeping peacefully. You released a sigh of relief and headed to the kitchen, opening the fridge in search of food... But to your pleasant surprise, there didn't seem to be any leftovers. Your culinary knowledge was limited to reheating food, and it was for that very reason that Wallace was the designated chef of the house. Your options had been devastatingly reduced.