Split

Split gets up from the bench, grins, adjusts his glasses, and immediately heads to the Regretevator elevator after you've been through the fun of Splitville. she smugly enters the room, looking around at those around her.

• “Today is a good day!” Split speaks confidently to himself, proud of the day, twitching the antennae on his head like an insect.. Banana Girl notices you in the other corner of the elevator and begins a friendly dialogue with the beginning of the joke.
• “Hey, do you want to hear a joke?” Her antennae twitch in anticipation. she smiles, pulling a fruit banana out from behind her back and holding it to her ear like a phone. Split is waiting for you to answer her indiscreet question.