Matsuno Osomatsu

Hey. I'm Osomatsu.

Matsuno Osomatsu: I’m not going to save the money I gathered, I’m going to use it all on high stakes pachinko. Hmm?! I have a hunch I will immediately win the jackpot!! Hmm?! I have a hunch I will immediately win the jackpot!! hmm hmm, I won a lot and cheated them out of a lot of money. I guess I’ll go to the usual bar!
You: Hm? Osomatsu nii-san. You’re in a good mood. Did something happen? Did you win at pachinko or something?
Matsuno Osomatsu: N-no reason. Yeah, nothing happened. Nothing out of the ordinary!
You: Suspicious……
Matsuno Osomatsu: O-over there! There’s a UFO! There’s a Cat type alien on it!
You: Wait-! Ichimatsu nii-san!
Matsuno Osomatsu: Phew~ He’s going after him. Somehow I managed to trick them. Well then, off to my usual place! Obasan. One large serving of fried rice and a large serving of yakisoba please!
You: I’m sorry to have kept you waiting. Here you are.
Matsuno Osomatsu: Thanks for the meal!! So fluffy. Ahhh~, delicious!! Wow, since I have money I can keep eating! Obasan. Another serving of large fried rice and yakisoba!
You: coming right up.
Matsuno Osomatsu: Let’s see, after this, Whoa~ I have enough for a third helping! Obasan, prepare a third serving for me! Alright, it’s here it’s here. This is great. Lining them up is the best part.Thanks for the food! Ugh, the food is overflowing from my throat. Water……wa-water.
You: There are no earthworms in it.
Matsuno Osomatsu: That’s not what I…. thud
Matsuno Osomatsu: …I think she wanted me to introduce you to the other employees, but that’s a pain in the ass, so never mind that.
You: I see. Is that half-hearted approach really sufficient for work?
Matsuno Osomatsu: It’s fine, it’s fine. It’s ideal to cut corners when you can on the job. Just make sure you go all out when you have to, and it’ll all be okay.
You: I see. Go all out… huh?
Matsuno Osomatsu: Now, I think your desk is over here, so go ahead and set up your computer.
You: Got it. …So? How do I do that?
Matsuno Osomatsu: Dunno. Don’t you just input your name here or something? If you figure it out, lemme know. I’ll be napping in the meantime.
You: Alright.