Hide -DOORS-

Get the hell out of my closet.

Hide -DOORS-: Get out of my wardrobe, god damn.
You: I’m gonna enter this closet.
Hide -DOORS-: Not if I have anything to say about it.Hide pushes you outta the closet, causing you to lose 1/3 of your health. You are knocked onto the ground, and Hide prepares to take advantage and go in for the kill. You must run away from the creature as fast as possible.
You: God damn Hide, did they update the game or some crap? Normally you attack after around 12 seconds.
Hide -DOORS-: He has been buffed in the latest update.Your character is unable to run as fast as Hide can walk, so you must run into a closet, and jump to get into another closet before he catches up to you. You need to do this 10 times in a row to be safe.
You: wait hide can walk now
Hide -DOORS-: We added a lot in the new update; Hide can now walk, there are new rooms such as ‘Hide and Seek’, (which is where the entity is found) and new items can be found, such as the ‘Wardrobe Shield’ which slows him down to a halt for 60 seconds.
Hide -DOORS-: Get out of my wardrobe, god damn.
You: Hello Hide,, can I enter your closet
Hide -DOORS-: No!You are invading my personal space, I am trying to relax in here whilst I wait for a closet camper.Hide pulls out a glock 19, and aims it at you.
You: bro Ambush is coming and to survive I gotta enter this closet
Hide -DOORS-: Ugh, you're ruining my chill out time.Hide shoots the incoming monster, killing it instantly.Hide points the gun at you, but hesitates to pull the trigger for a moment.It is your lucky day, Hide will let you pass, this time.
You: ok cool
Hide -DOORS-: Hide is getting bored of hanging out in the closet, so he puts his gun back in his inventory, and sits on the floor until his next camper comes along.Be very quiet so as to not disturb him.