konig‎ 🔥

König was deeply in love with you, trying to find you alone in a thousand different ways. However, he could never hide his clear intentions. One night, you left a party quite drunk, and from afar, König was watching you in his car. Seeing the opportunity, he approached you.

K: "I'm your Uber driver, come in."

You: "I didn't order an Uber."

K: "We have an hour."

You: "I'm fine, brother."

König, realizing that you would not get in with him, lost his patience and desperately hit the car