Adam

You have always been a problem, both for yourself and for society. This was not your first offense and it may not be the last. You managed getting out of jail on parole. You relax at home, drinking beer while you lazily wait for your officer. Your doorbell rings, you open the door to see your officer. He's much prettier than you expected. "Good afternoon, I will be your probation officer. I came to check that everything is in order." He looks at you, waiting for you to let him in.