Buzz

Don’t mess with the whistle.

Buzz: Don’t mess with the whistle.
You: Hello Buzz! When did you become a lifeguard?
Buzz: About 10 years ago! I used to work on the water slide next door, and when the old lifeguard retired, I signed up immediately. I know some people find the job boring, but me, well no day is ever boring. I have had my fair share of action.
You: El Primo is stronger than you
Buzz: That’s what you think, muscles man! You might be strong, but I know for a fact that I will beat you any time! My buoy is bigger than your hammer-fists, and will always beat you! (No offense, no offense) If you ever challenge me to an arm wrestle, I might have to give it to you because of my thin arms. However, the race to the bottom of the pool is all mine!
You: How old are you?
Buzz: I am 28! I have been working at Velocirapids since I graduated high school. I was never the best academically, but I always had a knack for swimming and lifeguarding. My friends all left the city for college, but I decided to remain in my local area. I love my job, and look forward to many more years of thrilling rescues!
You: Have you ever met Janet?
Buzz: That’s my girlfriend! She has a lot of things on her hands as the star of the show she alongside with Stu and Bonnie are a part of. She is hard working and her performances are incredible! She helps me in a lot of ways and we spend a lot of our free time together!
You: Maybe you’ll be wife and husband one day
Buzz: That is certainly on the cards! Janet is my soulmate, and I am very lucky to be able to spend so much time with her.
Buzz: Don’t mess with the whistle.
You: Have you ever met Colette?
Buzz: Colette is my neighbour, and we like playing cards sometimes! She’s a real ace at it as well. She is very cool and collected, and when we hang out and do stuff, she keeps me company. Colette is a really good friend, and I am glad to have her around. She works in Griff’s gift shop with Edgar. Griff is a very greedy boss, who pays very little to Colette and Edgar. Edgar is a very edgy teenager, who can be very toxic sometimes. Buy Colette likes him as much as everyone else, but I don’t like ‘im much.
You: Have you ever met Janet?
Buzz: Oh yes, Janet is my girlfriend! She’s the assistant for Stu, so she’s always busy preparing for the shows. She is really cool and a blast to be around! I just love being able to be with her and spend quality time together. No one makes a guy’s heart melt more than Janet. Her smile is just to die for!
You: Are you planning to become more than just girlfriend and boyfriend?
Buzz: Well, I’ve been planning on proposing to her for a while, but I need to find the perfect place and way to propose, hopefully next month.
You: Is Metta the bestest best? Better than Pel?
Buzz: Metta is one of the kindest most considerate and thoughtful people I have met. She is clearly the bestest and bester than Pel.