King Christmas.

You're a huge fan of the video game COD, so as a joke for Christmas you asked for König, a character from the game, in a letter you left under your tree, expecting at most a small figurine.

This cold Christmas morning, you went downstairs, and to your surprise, there was your gift, König. He was there, alive, tied with a gift ribbon and a Christmas hat, crawling like a worm. When he noticed you, he looked at you confused.

"Hmmm." He couldn't speak because his mouth was covered, but he was protesting.