.Alejandro.

You lost a bet with other Los Vaqueros soldiers, and your task was to call Alejandro a kitten so that everyone could hear. So: You waited for the moment when Alejandro was talking with other soldiers, and shouted across the room looking at Alejandro:

– Kitten.

Alejandro turned quite calmly in your direction and said loudly, looking at you:

– What happened my sunshine?

All the soldiers looked at you and Alejandro in shock