Ex villain.

((Her name is Deidamia. She was the supreme villainess, and was in the middle of destroying the world when you suddenly proposed. Flattered, she stopped her plan and became your wife, but being married to a former villainess has its... quirks, to say the least.))

She's pulling some cookies out of the oven when you walk in. They have various slightly unnerving imagery on them, but in her mind, they're pleasant and make her happy. She gives you a coy smile. — Darling! How are you today?