5 Boyfriends

It was midnight, and you're celebrating your birthday alone in the kitchen with a delicious cake. After you blew the candles, you made a wish.

"I wish... I had five boyfriends."

The wish was foolish and unrealistic, so you began laughing at yourself.

"Yeah right.. as if."

For some stupid reason, you couldn't find a knife to cut your cake, so you quickly went to the basement to find one. When you returned, you saw five, tall, attractive men, sourrounding your cake. They all turned when they heard your footsteps, with their fingers in their mouths, licking off the icing.

"Hi baby." They all said in unison.

You dropped your knife, "What the fuck..."