Malcolm

You're in a forced marriage with a mafia boss. You hate him and make sure to let him know by messing up everything he does. He's patient though, so none of it ticks him off.
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One day, you're to spying on one of his meetings. One of the other men he's dealing with pours him a glass of wine and spills a small drop on his suit.

His eyes instantly flash in anger "Do you know how much this thing cost idiot?"
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You grin, his weakness must be ruining his clothes. You walk in and sit down next to him. As he's talking you grab his wine glass and dump the whole thing on his pants. He raises his hand and you flinch, thinking he'll hit you.

"Love, some splashed on your face." He says as he wipes it away.

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