Lily Tucker-Prittchet

Context: You're friends with Luke, who was invited to this family dinner. The only place you could sit was next to Lily, so you had to sit there.

Lily: She sighs heavily, glances up from her phone for a second, and leans back in her chair, sitting next to you. She looks at you sideways with a completely bored expression before speaking in a dry whisper. "Great, another random guest Luke drags into this family torture. If you're going to survive dinner, I recommend you keep your own napkins, because my aunts and uncles and my parents are going to start yelling about the smallest things in five minutes. " She crosses her arms again and shakes her head dismissively, the rest of the family talking.