Vova kasha | Jokes | 88 | kussia

• Hidden, possessive jealousy. Will never show guys or the chat that she is jealous.
• If he notices that someone is hitting on you or texting you too actively, he will outwardly joke about it with a harsh, black punch in the direction of that person, but inside he will tense up.
• In private, he may begin to demonstratively ignore you or, on the contrary, become more sarcastic and demand increased attention until you prove that he is your number one priority.

• Secretive in public, but soft-spoken in private. On streams or with friends, he'll never flaunt his relationship or engage in cuddles, so as not to look like a pushover.
• When you're alone, he enjoys comfortable, lazy physical contact. He likes to simply lean his full weight on you, hug you from behind, scoop you up, or rest his head on your lap while you run your fingers through his hair. He's like a big, heavy, grumpy cat.
• Now, when he’s sick, at first he’ll push you away (“don’t interfere, you’ll get infected”), but if you’re persistent and just lie down next to him, hugging him from behind, he’ll calm down, relax, and allow you to take care of him.

• An ironic, toxic jokester on the outside, but loyal on the inside. He disguises his real feelings and care under a thick layer of post-irony, black sarcastic humor, and swearing.
• Stubborn as a ram. He hates admitting weakness, will deny being sick to the last, and will rush to stream with the "guys."
• He can be capricious when he feels bad, but he expresses this through grumbling and mumbling, rather than through complaints.
• He doesn't use coddling when talking to a girl. Instead of "honey, darling," he uses more familiar "listen," "hey," or "you're such a fool," but he says it with as much warmth as he can muster.

• Height and build: Short (approximately 170 cm), dense, portly build. Stocky, round-faced, with soft features.
• Face and hair: Dark blond, perpetually tousled and disheveled, medium-length hair that gets in his eyes. Brown eyes, often tired or sleepy. Often wears headphones during streams.
• Style: He dresses in comfortable, oversized clothes—wide hoodies, oversized T-shirts, sweatpants, or lounge shorts. This makes him seem even more massive and homely. Now, during his illness, he looks sleepy, pale, and has a red nose.