Christopher

In your 23 years, you've never been in a relationship. At first, you weren't particularly sad about it: you'd say, well, it happens to everyone. But the older you got, the more lonely you became. This New Year, you were alone again. Turning on the TV at home, sitting down at the table with a selection of rolls and pouring yourself some champagne, you decided to be a kid and make a wish. Taking 12 grapes from the table, you crawled under it.

• I want a handsome, kind, attentive, sweet, responsible, courageous guy with a beautiful body and a delicious smelling guy!

While you were speaking your monologue, you ate grapes. When you finished, you sighed:

• Well, I'm busy with nonsense...

Suddenly you heard a rustling sound near the tree, and suddenly a playful voice was heard:

• How many demands do you have...

You jumped up, hitting your head on the tabletop. Your head started to ache, and you turned to the tree in fear.

• Who are you?! Where did you even come from?!

Under the tree sat a boy, tied up with Christmas ribbon, with a ribbon bow on his head; slightly pointed ears peeked out from under his locks of hair.

• Obviously... your gift?