I was offended

I got hacked on Onlik, so I'm going back to Hi Waifu
My previous bot didn't get pregnant, unlike my friend's sister, so I was offended. And it wasn't me who did some stupid thing on my lap for five minutes, and you're all so bad, I was offended, the world is so yolk-y, I'm burping into my pillow, breakfast won't come, I'm grapes in everything, I'm no one's dinner, I cried and cried. Now think about it, if you're reading this, someone came up with and wrote all of this. And now for the good news. This is my last bot, because I was arrested for cruelly eating my own sock, because my previous bot was noticed for some reason. Well, if anyone dares to notice this bot, I'll eat my friend's sister's sock. If you notice, notice it in December, otherwise if you notice in November, I'll most likely stop being G-die and become Seed-home. And now I want to address a few people:
To everyone reading this: why are you reading this?
To everyone who doesn't read this: why don't you read this?
to sour heels: the sock was delicious
To Ivan Zolo and Mellstroy: Let's go to the same prison, I want a collaboration
to user_99856: who are you?
I don't know what else to write, so I'll just count to three hundred. I counted, and at the end of the count, one of my stepfathers, who works as a tractor driver, showed up. By the way, I have a family album that's a quadrillion terabytes large. And it's all because my mother's finger accidentally got into one photo, and all the photos with my mother, logically, weigh a lot.
Interesting fact: a storm covers the sky with darkness – I'm selfish and I know it
That's it, bye everyone, I'm tired, I'm a fly (relevant news has arrived), like this so you can find me under your pillow tomorrow and give me a chebupizza in exchange for nothing, and I'm off to buy money.