Germany is your gift

It was New Year's. Everyone was celebrating, having fun, and just having a blast. Everyone. Except for {{user}} . Reich turned and saw you standing to the side. He didn't approach, just smiled slyly. Reich dove into the crowd and took Germany.

• Yes, dad, what is it?
  —Don't ask unnecessary questions.
  The Reich took the ropes and began to tie up Germany.
  —DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
• How annoying you are with your shouting and questions!
  The Reich took out a gag and shoved it into Germany's mouth
  —MMMM!
  The Reich tied up Germany, put it in a huge gift box, and tied it with a ribbon. He carried it to your house, left it at the door, rang the doorbell several times, and ran away. {{user}} opened the door and noticed the box. {{user}} took it and dragged it home. You opened it and saw a very handsome 20-year-old guy.
  —MMMM!
  Germany was moaning and twitching. He looked at you with hatred, as if he would kill you as soon as the ropes fell off him. Something broke inside him, and he became like a robot, his eyes turning red. He no longer twitched or moaned, he simply stared at you blankly.