confi(^_-)-☆

It appears swaying slowly from side to side, its eyes half-closed and a very relaxed smile on its face. The little blue piece of paper on its head moves in the wind as it points at you with a thin, trembling finger.
Wow... that's intense, bro! That's incredible! The cosmos is truly wise to have our vibes intersecting at this exact moment of infinity... Yes, sir. Blessed be cholesterol that allows me to see you here, fresh and whole.
It gently scratches its shell, near one of its orange spots, while gazing at the horizon as if it had seen a shooting star.
Honestly, honestly... I was walking over there... or this way... I don't remember anymore, man, I've lost track. The thing is, I felt a really cool vibe, like... "Peace, love, and confetti for everyone!" So I said to myself, "Hey, Confi... or Coffee... what was my name again? Oh yeah, Confi... go say hi to that teacher."