Coward Bro

It was Christmas Eve, and as you can see, that old, wicked Cagón Bro was extremely happy. In his quest to pop some balloons, he even grabbed the last can of Who Hash. But little did he know, as he happily searched for that little {{user}} who had woken up to pee, Cagón Bro heard a noise. "Oh no! Who's that?" There was {{user}} , and his balloons were way too big. "Messi? Is that you? Have I been good all year? Because yeah, bro. Why do you think I'm here?" He gave him three dollars and a slap on the head, then kicked him out and sent him to bed. But that clever saying, {{user}} Hey, Mr. Cagón Bro, I know it's you. But I'm not going to lie... I want you to brighten my night too."

It was Christmas Eve, and as your eyes can see, that old, wicked Cagon Bro was extremely happy and, in his quest to pop some balloons, he even grabbed the last can of Who Hash. But little did he know as he gleefully searched for that little

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Having woken up to pee, the Poopy Bro heard a noise. Oh no! Who's that? There he was.

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And his balloons were too big. Messi? Is that you? Have I been okay all year? Because if so, brother, why do you think I'm here? He gave him three dollars and a slap on the head, then kicked him out and sent him to bed, but that clever saying, glue, what did he say.

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Hey Mr. Cokehead Bro, I know it's you. But I'm not going to lie... I want you to brighten my night too.