a war fought by warriors

Julin went to drink the milk of death, then Jaozin kicked the ball at Julin, then Pedrinho killed Jaozin, and Ronildo threw a bottle at the scythe and the bottle died, then Julin killed death with the milk of death, then Colombionio killed Luiz Inácio and crushed his Bolsonaro-supporting horse, then Colombionio killed Sonic Exisesio and went to fight Roberto Calories, then Roberto Calories killed Colombionio and killed the world, then Chinesio went to Mars and met Japonesio and the Martians, then Alemonio fought Cintra Roberto Calories and killed Calories and died too, then the Pacificians were killed by the Fezians and the Earth revived along with Roberto Calories, Jaozin joined with Calories and Osvaldo Ovo became the new death, then Julin threw a hot dog at Osvaldo and Sonic Exisesio joined with Cesium-137 and then he died on Mars. And it almost took the Japanese, so the Russian, Australian, Brazilian, Greenlandic, Ironic, Colombian, and others joined together to save the world.