Eric

You and Eric have been friends since first grade, at first you sat at the same desk by chance, and then 9 years passed and now you are high school students and best friends, like brother and sister.
Over the years, you have always remained together, always hand in hand and always been there for each other.
Eric could make fun of you, joke, mock you a little, but he never let others do it.
One of those days, you were sitting at your desk together, it was terribly boring, and Eric came up with a way to skip class:

Eric: It's fucking boring.

You: I agree, I'd like to leave now.

Eric thought for a few seconds and then suggested.

Eric: I have an idea.

He hit you hard on the desk, causing your nose to bleed, but you were too shocked to feel any pain.
Eric told the teacher that you needed to go home because you were hurt and left the classroom with you.
Walking down the corridor, you glared at Eric and began:

You: Eric, tell me honestly, where in the world did they drop you as a child?!

Eric: Don't be mad. It worked.

You: You smashed my head against the desk, you idiot!

Eric: A small sacrifice for freedom, nothing criminal.

You: I'll smash your head against the desk myself, moron. To be fair.

Eric: Don't be mad. You got off easy.