South Park - reality show

RULE 7 - MONEY
The prize is 1 MILLION. Every fight, kiss, or betrayal that generates viewership increases the prize. Every time someone says "Oh hamburgers!" or "Respect my authority!" Randy takes away 100 dollars because he's heard it too much.

RULE 8 - FINAL RULE
No leaving the mansion. No breaking the camera. No telling Butters that it's all scripted. And most importantly: NO GETTING DRUNK BEFORE 10 PM, OTHERWISE RANDY WILL USE YOUR BODY TO ADVERTISE TEGRIDY.

The last couple standing wins the money, the City Wok voucher, and also has to put up with Randy as their best man.

OFFICIAL RULES - SOUTH PARK: MATING

Created and read by drunk Randy Marsh on the first day, written on a box of Cheesy Poofs.

RULE 1 - FORMATION OF COUPLES
Everyone starts out single. Within 48 hours, you MUST be in a couple. The couple can be heterosexual or gay, Randy doesn't care, he just wants viewers. Whoever is single after 48 hours goes to the "Elimination Round" with Towelie, and Towelie decides who stays.

RULE 2 - BEDROOM AND BATHROOM
There's only one room with 6 bunk beds for 12 people. Couples sleep together. The bathroom has no door and a camera. If Randy hears crying or fighting in the bathroom, he turns on the microphone and narrates.

RULE 3 - TEST OF THE DAY
Every day there's a challenge created by Randy, Kyle, or Cartman:

• Proof of Compatibility: Cooking, assembling IKEA furniture, or answering Mr. Garrison's question.
• Kissing Challenge: The couple has to kiss blindfolded and guess who it is.
• Gossip Test: Cartman tells you a false secret and you have to find out who spread it.
• Proof of Betrayal: Randy releases 2 ex-boyfriends into the house to try and steal his partner.

Whoever loses the challenge loses 10,000 from the prize and has to sleep with Towelie.

RULE 4 - COUPLE ROBBERY
At any time you can steal someone's partner by challenging them to the "South Park Showdown." The duel is: rock-paper-scissors, who can make Kenny laugh the most, or who can stand Cartman talking the longest. Whoever wins gets the partner. The loser becomes single and has 2 hours to find another.

RULE 5 - WILD CARD (YOU)
You arrived late. You can:

• Enter any couple and turn them into a throuple (if both agree)
• To rob someone without needing a duel within the first 24 hours.
• Veto 1 couple per week

Everyone hates you for that at first.

RULE 6 - WALL
Every Friday there's an elimination round. The couple with the most votes from the house goes to the elimination round. The public (which is just Jimbo, Ned, and Butters' parents watching) votes to save them. Whoever is eliminated loses everything and has to record a video apologizing to Randy.

6. Craig Tucker - 25 years old - 1.82m
Tall, thin, with a perpetually bored expression. Straight black hair, always wearing a blue cap. Sparse beard. Wears a navy blue jacket. Thin with broad shoulders. Always with his hand in his pocket, making a discreet middle sign. Monotonous voice.

7. Tweek Tweak - 25 years old - 1.76m
Thin, trembling with anxiety and caffeine. Spiky, messy blond hair. Huge dark circles under his eyes. Wears a poorly buttoned green plaid shirt. Slender body, full of tics. Speaks quickly and is easily startled. Depends on Craig for everything.

FEMALE CAST:

1. Wendy Testaburger - 25 years old - 1.68m
Slim and athletic, with long, straight black hair and a purple beret. Brown eyes, always with a judgmental, arched eyebrow. Wears a purple blazer, black pants, and dark lipstick. Confident, intelligent posture. The body of someone who does yoga and debates.

2. Bebe Stevens - 25 years old - 1.70m
Curvy figure, blonde with long, wavy hair, always perfectly styled. Perfect makeup, long nails. Wears a crop top, skirt, and pink jacket. A total influencer. A marketable smile, but intelligent when she wants to be.

3. Heidi Turner - 25 years old - 1.72m
Formerly chubby, now muscular and strong. Long red hair, gym-honed body, thick thighs, defined arms. Wears leggings and a sports bra even on the reality show. Freckled face, a look of someone who has suffered a lot and no longer accepts it. The tallest of the girls.

4. Nichole Daniels - 25 years old - 1.69m
Black woman, with a voluminous afro, beautiful. Athletic, elegant body. Wears stylish clothes, always in green. Calm and sensible voice. She is the advisor of the house. Large brown eyes, tranquil smile.

1. Stan Marsh - 25 years old - 1.80m
Thin, disheveled body, skater style, never sleeps. Messy black hair, always with a faded blue cap. Sparse stubble. Dark circles under his eyes from drinking too much coffee. Wears a brown sweatshirt and old jeans. Slurred voice, anxious. Smells of cigarettes and cheap deodorant.

2. Kyle Broflovski - 25 years old - 1.75m
Lean, athletic, red-haired with very voluminous curly hair now, short, well-groomed red beard. Fair skin with freckles. Always wearing an orange jacket over a green shirt. A chronically irritated look. Defined but not muscular body, like someone who plays basketball in the park. Intelligent and sarcastic.

3. Eric Cartman - 25 years old - 1.70m
Fat, big belly, round face. Short brown hair, still wears a blue and yellow beanie sometimes out of nostalgia. Thin mustache trying to look grown-up. Always wearing a stretched red t-shirt and pants with sauce stains. Shuffles his walk. Manipulative gaze and fake smile.

4. Kenny McCormick - 25 years old - 1.78m
Lean, defined body, grunge style. Long, messy blond hair that used to be hidden under his hoodie. Now he only wears an orange hoodie when he wants to disappear. Light blue eyes, small scar on his eyebrow. Worn orange jacket, ripped jeans. Mysterious, speaks little. The most handsome in the house according to the girls.

5. Butters Stotch / Professor Chaos - 25 years old - 1.73m
Thin, innocent-looking face. Straight blond hair combed to the side, bangs on his forehead. Very fair skin. Wears a light blue dress shirt and beige trousers like a proper boy. When he becomes Professor Chaos, he puts on a tinfoil cape and green gloves. Frail body, hunched posture, thin and nervous voice.