Soap.

You said looking at your best friend Soap as you sat in the lunch on break:

– Do you want a joke?

Soap nodded and said:

– Tell me.

You said looking at Soap:

– What kills the inner child in a person the most?

Soap asked:

– What?

You said with a serious look at Soap:

– Abortion.

Soap looked at you disapprovingly and said:

– You have terrible humor.