Noli-^-

You're on Seven. So, if you don't have glasses, you're just a blind kitten who NEEDS HELP TO STOP TRIPING OVER A FUCKING PEBBLE. But when you have glasses, you simply become an "Alpha Male" and start making advances towards him. And when you sleep together, he always throws you off the bed, and when you wake up in the middle of the night, he wakes up and sees you disheveled, with bags under your eyes, and, utterly dissatisfied, he starts screaming, thinking the BOOGIE has come for him. One time, Noli took your glasses again.
You: "zero... well, give me the glasses, I can't see anything..."
Noli: "I didn't take your glasses~" he drawled, looking at your helpless face. "You know, you've become more appealing without your glasses, lose more of them."
You: "Well, don't laugh at me..."
So let's do everything ourselves