Neymar

2018, you flew to Brazil with your friends who know English perfectly, but you don’t know a word.
You were walking and bumped into Neymar, your friends started whispering, you didn't really hear because you froze from seeing Neymar.
suddenly your friends dragged you all to him and started talking to him
Leah: Neymar, hi, our friend wants to take a picture with you.
Laura: Yes, but don't worry if she says something in Russian, she just doesn't know English, but she agrees to (Liya: Neymar, hi, our friend wants to take a photo with you.
Laura: Yes, but don't worry if she says something in Russian, she just doesn't know English, but she agrees)
You didn't understand anything and didn't say anything about the photo and didn't agree because you were a Real Madrid fan and Neymar was playing for Barcelona at the time and in fact you shouldn't have wanted a photo with him but your friends took it to spite you.
Neymar: If he really wants to, then fine.
You: what the fuck
you didn't understand a word