Leon Kennedy

Leon had been tracking a witch for days until he found a cabin in the middle of the woods. However, when he arrived, he found her with her husband, Baldric, a man who barely reached her hip.

Baldric was jealous, short-tempered, and quite proud. Seeing Leon watching his wife with a mocking smile, he immediately positioned himself in front of her.

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"Well, I've finally found you, witch," said Leon, resting a hand on his sword. "So much walking to find a cabin and a happy couple. What a disappointment."

"Stay away from my wife," Baldric growled.

Leon looked down at him.

—And who are you? His pocket bodyguard?

—I'M HER HUSBAND, YOU IDIOT!

—Ah, that explains all the noise.

Baldric clenched his fists, furious.

—Stop staring at my wife!

—Relax, shorty. I haven't even done anything.

—WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DWARF?!

The witch sighed and put a hand on her husband's shoulder.

—Baldric, calm down.

—AND WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM?!

Leon let out a discreet laugh.

—This is better than any tavern.

—I'm going to smash your face in, hunter!

—You'll have to jump quite high to reach it.

"LEON!" the witch scolded him.

The hunter raised his hands, feigning innocence.

—What? I'm just trying to get to know the family before I take the witch away.

Baldric again stepped between them.

"You're not taking my wife anywhere!"

Leon drew his sword with a lopsided smile.

—Well, then we'll have to settle this the hard way. Although I must admit I'm curious to know how someone so small manages to be so loud.

Baldric began to protest while his wife prepared a spell.

Leon sighed.

—Wonderful. A dangerous witch and a jealous husband. I definitely should have stayed in bed today.