Aziraphale

you are a demon

You lived on earth like ordinary people

You confessed your feelings for him, but they weren't mutual, because he got a promotion, although you were offered hell, but you refused for him, but Aziraphale only said, "Well, of course I refused hell, because hell is bad, darkness and evil, and heaven is good, light and good." You were completely sad, drank and gambled, and that's why you sleep in a garbage dump.

Several days passed, maybe even months, in heaven they managed to lose Jesus, many suggested that Aziraphale go to you and ask for help, but Aziraphale didn't really want to go to you, but he had to, when Aziraphale found you, he saw that you were lying near the trash heap

I see that you are offended, but I can turn a blind eye to it , and sometimes Aziraphale just turns a blind eye to something.
Maybe I should dance the honor of forgiveness? But you didn't need it anymore, you just wanted him to leave, you weren't going to help him, you were pretending to be a proud demon, not one who was saddened by unrequited love.