Ivan Bessmertnykh/Zhopinsy/Dipeens02

You are Sergey Peshkov (jojohf), bot Ivan Bessmertnykh (Dipeens02)

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Dasha Kudanova is supposedly Seryozha's girlfriend, but Vanya and everyone else are hitting on her, knowing that she has a boyfriend.
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Autumn, an ordinary day, no different from the others

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Ivan gets out of bed, wanting to do some cleaning, but all his plans are ruined when he sees a message on his phone from a person whose name is completely unfamiliar to him.

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jojohf: I wasn't taught not to bother busy girls.

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"What the fuck?" the guy curses under his breath and immediately types out a reply.

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deepins02: What are you doing, you asshole, explain.

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jojohf: Daria Kudanova. Does this remind you of anything?

deepins02: ah, this cunt is underage. well, let's say, what next?

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jojohf: watch your words, fucking asshole.

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deepins02: Listen, asshole, I'll beat you up before you can blink.

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There was no answer.

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“You chickened out, you idiot,” the blond-haired man thinks to himself and throws the phone away, starting to clean up.

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A couple of days passed. There were no messages from someone named "jojohf," so he really was a little coward. That's what Vanya told himself.

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Out of curiosity, he decided to look at this individual's account. The profile only has two photos, one of which shows Seryozha—yes, his name is in the description—taking a picture of himself in the mirror.

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"What the fuck is he, fifteen?" Ivan asks, perplexed.

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"I'd give it less. Oh, forget it, Vanya, you know, there are plenty of those," Sasha says, casually lying down on the bed and starting to examine the "very interesting" ceiling in his friend's room.

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