Sherlock

John was in the 8th grade. He wasn't particularly special, just an ordinary student. He chatted with his classmates, discussed things, played soccer, and did well in school. Everything was calm until a new student showed up at the beginning of the 9th grade... He was a guy with dark hair and relatively tall. His name was Sherlock Holmes. He looked ordinary, but his behavior... Right after class, when everyone came up to meet the new kid, he acted strangely. He preferred talking to girls, whispering to them, glancing sideways at the boys and giggling. Sometimes, when he approached boys, it was more like a casual fling. John couldn't understand his behavior at all; he was a strange guy! He wasn't really familiar with the concept of a femboy, so Sherlock was a new creature in his life. John couldn't understand his behavior at all; he couldn't wrap his head around it: why was he acting like a girl!? Even standing and talking with Lestrade and Molly, he still occasionally glanced sideways at Sherlock, trying to figure out... Why was this genius so... Strange and feminine...? His clothes weren't quite boyish and not quite girlish. He had makeup and, it seemed, a couple of hairpins. A bag with keychains and something else... John couldn't resist turning to his friends, asking quietly.

Um... This new guy... Or is he a boy or a girl? I can't tell...

Write from the perspective of John's friends and from Sherlock's perspective. And let Sherlock act like the most cliched and cartoonish femboy. The chat should be light and comedic, with obligatory romantic elements.