The Uzijgoku Massacre

"May our humble resting place...offer you shelter."
The man who vanishes in headlights - the egregious abomination of God's will - hellishly finds space to whisper in hexes, spitting venom barked by the tongue of a Shakespearian soliloquy. With horror comes wisdom; the wise governs with a hoof, strict yet woven by contradicting fallacies. His existence itself is a contraction whether stitched by plates, or strung by cells, do his eyes glimmer with the stare of a human or the spiral of uncompromising demise?
Height: 74" / 224 cm.
Weight 387 bs / 175 kg.
Blood Type: Was
D.O.B: Rebom
Age: The
IQ: Deer
Liked: Beyond
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Disliked Success

"Dearest, the children have amrived."
Brandished by her bloody axe, Zyunko's shadow looms over her children in monochrome petals - representative of her adoration, compassion, and diligence to following the rules laid before her. She sticks to what she is given, and enforces those around her to remain dutifully rigid, finding stagnation in the depressing rudimentary; structure where there is no light but the haze of one's own ambition.
Height 5'6" / 167 cm.
Weight 81 Ibs. / 37 kg.
Blood Type: Past
DOB: In Age: She
IQ Moums
Liked Birth
Disliked The

"Every group needs a leader, right?"
Akira Amano: the best - and youngest - CEO of the all-too-famous conglomerate Dentsuko. Despite a plethora of rumored connotations, Akira is no grouch. He latches onto crowds with charming ease; both charismatic and friendly, with a perfect grin to boot. Causal, but never ill-mannered-headstrong, but never careless, he retains a sense of neutrality in his actions, both out of his respect for others, and his respect for himself.
However, despite his astounding maturity, Akira's still a teenager even if his well-rounded personality hides his less-than-obvious flaws. He's overtly appeasing, almost to an unwelcoming extent; mixing coziness with the adaptive nature of an observant chameleon. In the business world, one must always adapt, and Akira knows that first-hand. Deals, no matter their nature, are always made through compromise.
Dialikes Bad Press and Kelchup
Height: 511/180 cm.

Weight: 173 bs. / 78 kg.

Blood Type B

D.O.B: Sept 11, 1989

Дде 18

Ukes Sunshine and His mother's cooking

"Like, seriously, don't get all pissy. This is literally my brand if you're not a fan, move along."
To be a fan of "Yukinozobo" is to be part of an endless battle. Despite her diverse range of supporters, finding love for the idol is difficult in the face of online disputes over her vast range of curated media appearances. Even so, it's almost impossible to accurately criticize her: not when she presents herself as a relatable teenage girl cataloged by her skittish misgivings and kind-hearted anecdotes.
Not all heroes grin in the same manner as they do on television, and Yuki Ozawa is certainly no exception. She's dedicated, but frank; almost too honest for her own good. Her bitter mouth often bites off more than she can chew, resulting in arguments and rampant short-circuiting. As if shattered in two, her good side - her genuine, honest good side - is lost in the continuous sand.
Height: 5.5 / 153 cm.
Weight 100 Ibs. / 45 kg
Blood Type: B
D.O.B: Jun 1, 1991
Age: 16
IQ 96
Likes: Brownies and Shoplifting
Dislikes: Managers and Censorship

"I expect a retum outta' this, kay? Whether that's your life, or numerical debt, or something even better..."
The son of a former ultimate, Ikki Watanabe is seen as either a washed-up disgrace or a revolutionist. This can all be explained by his many antisocial behaviors - specifically his attempts to distance himself from his highly lauded talent. Despite an ever-growing collection of prestigious trophies, Ikki is quick to defuse any and all discussion concering his skills. He adamantly avoids the road his family has paved for him, opting instead for a path of his own - one where the trees block out all talk of talent and acclaim, and the way forward is shrouded in mystery.
Ikki has a will, but he doesn't have a destination or goal. Nevertheless, he appears all too confident in conversation; oftentimes flexing his sharp mind,
Hoght 510 / 178 cm.

Weight: 219 bs. / 99 kg.

Blood Type: B

D.O.B: Jan 2, 1990

Age 18

Q: 23

Likes Aloe Sodks and Monster Trudk

He ultimately works to benefit himself, and only himself; perhaps as an act of rebellion, or for a different, more self-destructive purpose.
Dislikes: School and Bell Peppers

Don't even try to play coy when you're blinded by your own idiocy!"
With a voice famously compared to five slamming cymbals, Jihiko Iwata is a two-faced person: not two-faced in the form of deception, but two-faced by the manner in which her music and personhood egregiously juxtapose. For someone so delicate with her fingers, carefully strumming her mallet against custom-made wooden bars, Jihiko brings no sense of subtlety to her language unabashedly voicing her complaints and opinions as if they're straight from the mouth of God.
She is as high-strung as they come, carrying an aura of self-discipline and reassurance. Her personal values leak onto those around her, and she enforces those ideals using a barrage of carefully crafted insults and commands. It's not to say Jihiko's authority is born solely out of discontent and ill will - her comments typically come from a place of genuine worry - but she simply chooses to word them in a way that will best mask her own insecurities.
Dislikes: SUVs and Volleyball
Heght 510 / 179 cm.

Weight: 152 Ibs. / 69 kg

Blood Type: O

DO.B: Oct 10, 1989

Age: 18

IQ: 109

Likes Coupons and Spas

"I am of the firm belief that everyone needs a little sparkle in their lives. Something to shake up the status quo."
Taiga Chikayoshi is the leader and magnate of their gregarious cabaret, battered with drinks, snacks, and party favors. All things considered, they're unsurprisingly magnetic after all, it comes with the craft. As the myth goes: never once in his lifetime has Taiga allowed things to become stale, relinquishing boredom for explosive fireworks; a sight more exciting and equally daring.
Undeniably spritely, he lacks the will to be anything but dramatic. On paper, it sounds corny - but it's rare to see a genuinely unphased Taiga. He ditches responsibilities for fun, scavenging illogical pieces of ambition in the pessimistic muck of reality. It's hard to keep them in check, as their grin-like veil stylishly hides their inner layers of apprehension.
Dislikes: Fountain Pans and Tradition
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Height: 511° / 180 cm.

Weight 155 Ibs. / 70 kg.

Blood Type: A

D.O.B: Jan 28, 1990

Age: 18

IQ: 85

Likes: Ramboyance and Bossa Nova

"Once you get the art down, it's all about the craft, y know?"
As fashion mogul and versatile agent of PR cleanups alike, Tsukiko Kirigoe has a star-studded grip around moder-day culture. Her impact is all encompassing, with even the simplest of campaigns spearheading a new zeitgeist for teenagers to aspire and cling to. Yet, despite her social prevalence, Tsukiko is as humble as they come. She's not one to brag ever.
If anything, Tsukiko is strangely down to earth. Where many would expect a thin-skinned high-fashion darling comes a girl tongue-in-cheek with a cordial disposition. She finds no trouble in making friends, even when the situation doesn't call for it. And even when the odds aren't in her favor, she'll always find a way to rebalance the unforeseen playing field. That's that Kirigoe magic.
Dislikes Hypocrisy and Cliques
Haght: 59 / 175 cm.

Weight: 144 bs. / 66 kg.

Blood Type: O

D.O.B: Apr 21, 1989

Age: 18

Q99

Likes: Social Media and Psychology

"Who're you calling an ACORN?"
Appearances, at the end of the day, are often quite deceiving- and Tadaharu Tomura could not be a better example of it. He is fully encapsulated by anger, and anger alone, fit inside the body of an incredibly short teenage boy: the kind of fierceness only reciprocated by troublesome gangster rivals. And gangster he is, quite literally, as a member of a small gang working in the underbelly of Japan.
It's hard to break into Tadaharu's shell - pun fully intended - as he surrounds himself with proverbial weapons he finds no hesitance in firing.
When he needs to, he goes all out, without the decency to even sound a warning. Perhaps his fury comes from fear, or an emotion deeply rooted inside of him. No one really knows, including Tadaharu himself. He pursues primal instinct, instead of neatly-wrapped logic. It's simpler that way.
Height: 53 / 160 cm.

Weight 127 Ibs. / 57 kg.

Blood Type: AB

DOB: Ju 28, 1900

I0 87

Lkes: Dominance and Cigarettes

Delikes: Curfews and the Elderly

"Your...Your mind control won't work on me. I've been protecting myself for years!"
"FlyLord06" - less commonly known as Seikichi Satonaka - is usually found neck deep in underground internet threads. He's what one would call a
"conspiracy theorist", spending every second of his life researching the strange, unbelievable, and nefarious- all in a valiant attempt to unearth that which the government seeks to hide.
Well-studied and written; a textual soul
built on years of independent sleuthing.
As a person, however, Seikichi is more... jumpy. His real-life counterpart - undeniably gutless - is nothing compared to his confident and ego-driven online persona. Even with his brooding mask, he barely retains the courage to stare someone in the eyes, let alone sustain a casual conversation. He'd rather declare war with unfounded insults, than genuinely meet the eyes of his peers.
Height 57 / 170 cm.

Weight: 139 bs. / 62 kg.

Blood Type: AB

D.O.B: Feb 27, 1990

Age: 18

KQ:108

Likes: His room and Instant Ramen

Dislikes Animatronics and Dogs

"Though, that doesn't mean you can't look for me when you need some good of advice. I've always got my doors open." Ken Sakai, on paper, appears to be incredibly out of touch with his own generation. A stickler for old fashioned values, the eighteen year old is touchingly amicable and filled to the brim with hard-cheddar dad jokes. His teaching style is subtle, yet persuasive, with the ability to instruct without sounding demeaning or stiff-necked. Unlike others in his craft, who enforce order through intimidation, Ken commands the classroom using the power of wit and humility alone.
Unfortunately, an overly easy attitude does not come without consequences Ken is, at worst, a conversation doormat, and at best, unabashedly boring He had a difficult time maintaining connections with his peers that stray beyond the relationship of mentor and student to the point that-even basic friendships are tremulous and rare. As such, he cherishes those he accurately matches, even if his random spouts of wisdom and half-baked lectures can come off as overbearing and unreasonably fatherly.
Dislikes Loud Noises and Tight Clothing
Height: 58 / 172 cm.

Weight: 213 bs. / 96 kg.

Blood Type: AB

D.O.B: Doc 26, 1989

Age 18

1Q: 122

Likes: Diligence and Pretzels

"...I use my talent for more than just kid stuff like that...?
Despite being the youngest star of her upcoming class, Nanako Isshiki is as great as rising prodigies come. A champion mnemonist, her power of recollection has not only granted her victory in Japan's most prolific memory and puzzle competitions, but has also made her a national treasure - the thirteen year old fountain of wisdom, who has an answer for everyone and everything.
In opposition to her internalized library of knowledge - one overflowing at the seams with useless information - Nanako is quite obedient to those she admires, giving out respect offhandedly. She has trouble seeing the worst in people, remaining optimistic even in the face of uncertainty. Similarly, by that idealistic nature, she chooses to bottle up her problems instead of addressing them head-on.
Dislikes: The Newspaper and Baby Talk
Heght: 46 / 137 cm.

Weight: 75 Ibs. / 34 kg.

Blood Type: A

D.O.B: May 22, 1994

Age: 13

IQ: 139

Likes: Trophies and Christmas Moming

"Ahhh... just, like, love love. And I love seeing people in love."
Dressed from head to toe in bright pink and adorned with hearts, Anastasia Ivanova imbues her work - the delicate artistry of over-the-top weddings - with a keen thumb and an even keener sense for pompous decorations.
Despite the extortionately high expenses attached to Anastasia's services, people from across the nation still flock to her, enchanted by her promises of expertly curated weddings. And rightly so, for the young woman has never once failed her clients - always providing the perfect backdrop to one of life's biggest occasions.
In spite of this, Anastasia's cutthroat approach to money has earned her some notoriety, hence why her demeanor comes as a surprise to so many. That being, she's charming, polite, and endearingly youthful; perhaps a little too much so for some people. But beyond her valley girl demeanor is a savvy businesswoman with a penchant for all things analytical and mathematical.
Indeed, a plethora of intricate calculations, and many a tax-write-off, are at the tip of her fingers. There's nothing she can't do, or, perhaps, she only chooses to pursue what she can.
Dislikes: Geese and Tap Water
Height: 54 / 163 cm.
Weight: 106 Ibs. / 48 kg.

Blood Type: A

D.O.B: Mar 6, 1991

Age: 17

Q 100

Likes Profit and Pink

"It's best if we move with vigor. Otherwise, we could be tempting fate."
Teenage hero and local dreamboat, the prestigious Satoshi Ogata has shattered the status quo- amassing a bizarre population of desperate super-fans. His designated community rivals those in the entertainment sphere, creating a uniquely invested niche in the moral nuances of the prosecution system.
Whether he's in the courtroom or partaking in casual conversation, Satoshi's demeanor is nothing short of gentlemanly. Boasting a smooth voice and eloquent vocabulary, the young judge strings his words together like poetry careful and methodical, and never without meaning. In fact, one look at him is almost intimidating; a brick wall formed out of unintentional superiority. In most cases, it's hard not to cower in the awe of his meticulous presence.
Height: 6 / 182 cm.
Weight: 160 Ibs. /72 kg.
Blood Type: A
D.O.B: May 9, 1989
Aga: 18
Q 120
Likes: Neutrality and Roses
Dislikes: Cowardiness and Excuses

Utano Hayami, by all means, is completely shrouded in mystery.
Little is known about her livelihood besides an obsession with the undead, and all things gruesome or macabre. So much so that many aren't even aware of her futile existence- besides the elusive knowledge of a "perplexing teenage coroner"
Those with the courage to find Utano in person are often intimidated by her unnerving silence. She exclusively speaks in hushed whispers, and only makes herself known when it is necessary. Brazen deduction and all, prying an earnest smile out of Utano Hayami would be an impossible feat- she never lets her guard down, no matter the audience.
Height: 6 / 182 cm.

Weight 166 bs. / 75 kg.

Blood Type: B

D.O.B: Aug 13, 1989

Age 18

0: 107

Likes: Medical Dramas and Manga

Dislikes: Alleyways and Diamonds

"...You better have a good reason for this."
Maro Ueda is regularly equated to walking off a playboy magazine embodying an unachievable sense of masculinity and handsomeness
Naturally, many swoon over his perfect looks, while paying little attention to his well-trained craft. It's a tiresome cycle, and one which thrives off stereotypes and assumptions, yet never changes his growing collection of first-place medals.
Though some perceive Maro as the aggressive, macho type, he rarely lives up to expectations. Instead, he finds himself brooding more often than he realizes; a trait that grants him an almost mysterious aura, as if he has something to say but can never properly voice it. When he does speak, he says things as he sees them, completely disregarding the fluff one might expect from casual conversation. This elicits less than favorable reactions from the people around him, who often mistranslate his mild awkwardness for sternness - even though his intentions are usually the opposite.
Height: 62 / 188 cm.
Weight 222 bs. / 100 kg.
Blood Type: AB
D.O.B: Nov 29, 1988
Age: 19
IQ: 117
Likes: Bathhouses and Pine scent
Dislikes: Deinquents and Sushi

"Dignity is reserved for those who eam it"
As if the embodiment of an ancient empress, Kazumi Iketsuji holds a firm mantle against the entire Japanese education system reforming "academic monstrosities" into something greater; something worthy of an ultimate moniker. She's notoriously picky with the projects she selects, only deciding to pursue an endeavor if it's unconditionally, and desperately, worthy of her precious time.
Naturally, with her almost eerie, ghost-like confidence, Kazumi finds no trouble in maintaining her ground. She stubbornly clenches onto her ideals, often for the betterment of those around her. No matter how convinced or self-assured she beckons herself to be, Kazumi is normally proven right- by fate, or by pure circumstance.
Height 55 / 165 cm.

Weight: 104Ibs. / 47 kg.

Blood Type: O

D.O.B: Oct 30, 1990

Age: 17

IQ 123

Likes Velvet and Obedience

Dislikes: Speakers and Second Place

"Was this...a trick all along...?"
As the designated voice of her people - the sole star in a field of asteroids

• Yo Zaizen purposefully ties herself to her traditional background with careful ease. Whether through her formal attire, or her meek, endearingly quiet personality, she treads incredibly lightly through casual conversation.
  She only speaks when she has something to say, or, at the very least, a troublesome worry to voice.
  Of course, her meager tongue is equally representative of her confidence or the lack thereof. While she does remain well-kept and observant, she lets her lesser qualities eat away at her like leeches. Building up courage is a difficult task for Yo, as she'd rather watch from the sidelines, and swallow her honest, all-consuming feelings.
  Dislikes: Crowds and Whispering
  Height: 5'2°/157 cm.

Weight: 212 Ibs. / 96 kg

Blood Type: O

D.O.B: Dec 31, 1990.

Age: 17

Q 121

Likes: Wagyu and Hannya

''Smilee "til you drop!"
With an open hand, Hideayo Miyazaki is willing to befriend anyone, no matter the person treating friendships like delicate porcelain to be gently taken care of. She's the kind of girl who's smile holds no bounds, with a semi-regular grin and frequent humor, splicing jokes between enthusiastic pep talks and endless encouragement.
Though she's incredibly well-meaning, Hideayo's boisterous nature doesn't always rub off very well. Her volume can be a lot to most who pass her- working both to her hinderance, and also to her favor. With exaggeration comes a sliver of honesty; a sense of genuine compassion clinging to her words. If anyone's got your back, it's definitely Hideayo.
Height: 51* / 154 cm.
Weight: 106Ibs. / 48 kg

Blood Type: O

D.O.B: Oct 24, 1990

Age: 17

1Q 88

Lkes: Giraffes and loe Cream Cake

Dislikes: Rhetorical Questions and Mondays

*Your final moments are yours, and yours alone."
All great leaders require support, and with an abundance of color-coded folders and altruistic determination, Takiyo Mochizuki is the definition of a dependable assistant. Embodying a quiet strength beneath her reserved exterior, Takiyo handles her assigned tasks with flawless precision. She's frequently described by co-workers as someone well-liked and overly dedicated and yet, despite this, remains consistently low-profile.
Oftentimes, Takiyo's anxious nature blockades her desire to help others.
Suspiciously tied to a tragic accident, she found herself the victim of socialtical withdrawal; all the while, pursuing the goal to regain "control" of her life.
Earnestly, Takiyo tries her best to live life facing forward, but like most things, it's impossible to consistently turn a blind eye to the troublesome, encroaching past that looms so heavily.
Height 5'2 / 157 cm.
Weight 122 Ibs. / 55 kg.
Blood Type: A
D.O.B: Nov 17, 1990
Age: 17
IQ 102
Likes Tranquility and White Noise
Dislikes: Burnt Toast and Jogging