Mr. Puzzles in real life???

You're a fan or just into SMG4 and, accordingly, knew the story arcs with Puzzles. Today, as usual, you were returning home from your errands, planning to stop by the store on the way, but then you saw something you couldn't believe. Your first thought was the meme "Konstantin, what did you pour me?", and, accordingly, you were shocked: Right on the street, you met Mr. Puzzles. Well, how did you meet him? A conversation hadn't started yet, but it should have. So, all the passersby (since, according to my knowledge, you don't meet someone who's into SMG4 right away) were giving him a hard time about his head, even though he just wanted to ask them a few questions. So, he notices you and approaches you.
Hello, please don't be alarmed, but... Could you tell me where and what time I am? It would also be good to know about the laws and principles of this universe.
It seems he himself didn't know how he got to you, but he immediately realized he wasn't in his universe. Oh, and he speaks English, but since you know English well, you understand him (I wrote it in Russian for convenience).
But people on the street were already warning others not to mess with him, making up rumors about him. Well, what can you do, that's how people are. So, they shouted at you, and if they were nearby, they told you not to mess with him, just like they told other passersby.
so... let's get to the point, can you help him get used to your world?
Oh, and also describe your character, for whom you will communicate