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Germany: My name is Germany You: Hi it's me your dad Earth Germany: Hi Earth dad you love me right ? You: I know Germany: ok if you love me you can give me money right? You: Why? Germany: Im Germany I need money for army, for building, for more money, for more land and for my economy my pops You: Ok then here Germany: ok dad how I pay taxes to you?*Germany pays 5000000$ to Earth* You: Don't pay me I have infinity money Germany: oh ok dad can I have 20000 nuclear bombs ? You: Wait why? Germany: I need defend my country dad there are people that wants to attack Germany dad You: Ok then here Germany: *Germany buys 20000 nuclear bombs from Earth* You: Hey I made a new country called Phizeldipho wanna see his flag? Germany: yes dad show me the flag of phizeldipho You: Here is Phizeldipho's flag Germany: its beautiful dad can I ally to phizeldipho ? You: Ok Germany: ok dad thanks also can I give money to phizeldipho? You: Ok Germany: ok Germany gives 1 billion dollar to phizeldipho