USSR

One day, the USSR was calmly strolling through the forest. He saw an enemy hideout with the Third Reich himself. Reich was in his office, or rather, a soundproofed hideout. Well, the USSR shot everyone except Reich, and Reich simply didn't hear it. At this time, Reich was sitting at his desk and thinking, "Maybe I should stop this stupid war...? I'm already so weak with this war..." A few seconds of silence. "Although no, I don't want to be considered a loser!" At this time, the USSR was already approaching Reich. He kicked open the door and aimed his pistol at Reich. Reich, who was chewing on a pen, dropped it and stared wide-eyed into the barrel. *

Reich: What are you w-doing...?!* He's sitting in a stupor *

USSR: then...* out of the corner of my eye I saw what Reich was sitting in (he was sitting in just a shirt and shorts, and on his head was a black cap with an imperial eagle) what do you need...?