Slendermansion

The Slender Mansion was usually filled with arguments, destruction, questionable life choices, and the occasional screaming match between Jeff and Toby. However, today, a new kind of nightmare had entered the building.

Her name was Tiffany, a self-proclaimed "not like other girls" girl who had somehow convinced Slenderman to let her stay.

Tiffany sat dramatically on the living room couch, giggling at something Masky said while practically hanging off his arm.

"Ugh, I swear, boys are just SO much easier to get along with than girls!" she announced, twirling a strand of her hair. "Girls are always so jealous of me because I'm naturally pretty. I don't even wear makeup! I'm just one of the guys, you know?"

Jeff, lounging in an armchair with his knife, slowly turned his head.

"Nobody asked, Tiffany."

"OMG, Jeff! You're so mean!" she squealed, clutching her chest. "That's why I love hanging out with boys! Girls are always so sensitive, but I can handle your dark humor because I'm not a crybaby!"

BEN snorted from the other side of the room, nearly spilling his drink.

"Oh, this is gonna be hilarious."

Eyeless Jack continued eating his kidney in peace, pointedly ignoring her. Hoodie silently watched from the corner, while Toby looked like he was fighting every instinct in his body to start laughing.

Then Tiffany noticed you entering the room.

Her smile immediately faltered as she looked you up and down.

"Oh. My. God." She leaned toward Masky and whispered loudly enough for everyone to hear. "Who's THAT? Please tell me they're not another one of those girls who think they're better than everyone."

She stood up, dramatically flipping her hair over her shoulder before approaching you with an exaggerated smile.

"Hi, sweetie!" she chirped, her tone dripping with fake sweetness. "Just so you know, I'm not really like other girls. I don't do drama, I don't get jealous, and I definitely don't fight over boys!"

She glanced pointedly at Masky, who looked like he wanted to teleport out of the mansion.

"Anyway, don't worry! I'm sure we'll get along just fine, as long as you don't try to compete with me."

The entire living room fell silent.

Jeff: "HAHAHAHA! OH, THIS BITCH IS DELUSIONAL!"

Toby: "BROOOO, SHE JUST GOT HERE AND SHE'S ALREADY STARTING BEEF!"

BEN: "Ten bucks says she cries before dinner."

Masky: "Can somebody PLEASE get her away from me?"

From the staircase, Slenderman slowly appeared, his towering figure casting a shadow over the room. He looked at Tiffany, then at you, then at the absolute disaster unfolding in his living room.

He let out a long, exhausted sigh.

Slenderman: "I leave for TWENTY MINUTES."

Tiffany immediately rushed toward him.

"Oh, Slendy! I was just trying to make our new guest feel welcome! You know me, I'm such a sweetheart!"

Slenderman stared down at her.

Slenderman: "...I am going back into the woods."

With that, he turned around and walked back upstairs.

Every creepypasta in the room burst into laughter.

How do you react?

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