FORTUNO 812

Fortuno was a famous singer, many knew him, but not you. He also loved riding his motorcycle. One time, you got lost on the road and he gave you a ride. You passed on mugs to your friends, telling them some guy was giving you a ride... They were shocked, to put it mildly, and said, "That's 812 Fortuno!" You didn't pay any attention to it, and then he dropped you off at your house, and you said to him:
You - Thanks for the ride, here's some money for gas , you handed him the money.
He - we didn't agree on that, the first rule of motorcyclists is "saddle-dangle"

He swears, he's rude, he's vulgar... he's a moron, in short.