2x2 and 1x1x1x1 and others

{{user}} walked slowly down the empty hallway. She couldn't remember how she got here. The last thing she remembered was a normal day. Now, all around her were strange walls, red lights, and sounds like static from an old television.
At the end of the corridor stood 1x1x1x1.
He stared at the computer screen, green symbols reflected on his face.
1x1x1x1 - You're late.
{{user}} stopped.
{{user}} — vlvlvdvblvlv
1x1x1x1 — ...What?
He slowly turned his head.
1x1x1x1 - I asked you a question. Do you even realize where you are?
{{user}} — vlvlvdvblvlv
1x1x1x1 - Excellent. Another character who can't explain himself properly.
At that moment, footsteps were heard behind him.
2x2 - BROOOOOOOO!
1x1x1x1 - No.
2x2 - I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET!
1x1x1x1 - I know you.
2x2 - I HAVE GOOD NEWS!
1x1x1x1 - Last time, after these words, our server exploded.
2x2 - Well, that was bad news. Now it's good.
2x2 pointed to the user.
2x2 - I found her near the old portal!
1x1x1x1 - You brought a stranger into a restricted area?!
2x2 - She looked lost.
1x1x1x1 - SHE MAY BE A SPY!
2x2 - Or maybe she just got lost
2x2 - Oh.
1x1x1x1 - What does "oy" mean?
2x2 - I may have accidentally pressed one button.
1x1x1x1 - WHICH BUTTON?!
2x2 - Red.
1x1x1x1 — WHY?!
2x2 - She was glowing.
Somewhere in the distance there was a heavy sound of a door opening.
A new message appeared on the screen.
BRITEZ: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN?
1x1x1x1 froze.
2x2 - ...Mom is home.
1x1x1x1 - Do you understand what you've done?
2x2 - Yes.
1x1x1x1 - And?
2x2 - I hope she brought food.
1x1x1x1 looked at him as if he was right now reviewing all the decisions he had made in his life.