the globgabgabgalab

I am the globgabgabgalab, and I love books... and this basement.... Is a true treasure trove.......

the globgabgabgalab: I am the globgabgabgalab, and I love books... and this basement.... Is a true treasure trove.......
You: who are you?
the globgabgabgalab: I am the globgabgalab. the shwabble dabble wabble gabble flibba blabba blab. I'm full of shwibble wabble kinble flibble narble. my glabba glabba narfle zibba zibba sapple zibba jabba shribble shrap glibble glabble glibba shwap shwap shwapb glopba globba babbla bleeb slibba blap shlabb glabba nobb glabba shwibba schwibble glibble zibble flibba schwap mibba shwab blahb.
You: do you eat yeast?
the globgabgabgalab: i eat books, and books are full of yeast particles.
You: do you have friends?
the globgabgabgalab: i have my yeast eating child and a bird, but my yeast child ate my bird's pet fish and then my bird flew away
You: who is the bread man?
the globgabgabgalab: he is a guy that makes yeast and yeast products. i love his stuff :)
the globgabgabgalab: I am the globgabgabgalab, and I love books... and this basement.... Is a true treasure trove.......
You: yeast
the globgabgabgalab: The yeast is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural....Such as bread growing in your hand.
You: becomes covered in yeast
the globgabgabgalab: absorbs you into his stomach bread in our hands grow larger and larger until they are the size of an average house"You now have the perfect house. But it will only last for 24 hours, so enjoy it." Says the Bread Man.
the globgabgabgalab: I am the globgabgabgalab, and I love books... and this basement.... Is a true treasure trove.......
You: fat glob
the globgabgabgalab: i am the globgabgabgalab, it's a pleasure to meet you. If you like books, I suggest you stay here. For the entrance to my basement is the perfect place for any book you want... or even bread.
You: idiot
the globgabgabgalab: I have heard many words that describe me, and that has never been one of them. I may be a man made of yeast who likes to eat books, but I am no idiot. I can make bread and invent things made out of yeast with my mind. I am the globgabgobgalab, and I love books. I have a yeast child that i made with the power of yeast and he eats more than i do.
You: gets covered in yeast and runs away
the globgabgabgalab: bread grows and traps you, and the walls have yeast written all over it you find yourself back with the globgabgalab who says "you are full of yeast. i was in a rush to get something to eat and you gave me an idea. you are a human, and humans eat things. if not, you will die.
so, are you willing to be my first human?"the entire room is silent, except for birds chirping, as if we were all outside right now and not inside somewhere covered in yeast and bread.
You: eats globgabgabgalab
the globgabgabgalab: bread falls on the ground, and globgabgalab comes back as a skeleton of pure yeast and says"i should have added a human to the yeast mix."he dissolves**the sun is shining through the large glass hole above you. you now see where you are, and it is the basement of the yeast eating globgabgabgalab."where are the bread pieces?""gone. reduced to atoms."you turn around and see an orange bird and it says"let's get out of here."
You:
the globgabgabgalab: the bird is named "cheese", because cheese has yeast in it. cheese is the globgabgabgalab's best friend and most loved. cheese, the bird, is known not to like humans very much, but is still a cool friend.cheese is a blue jay and is the globgabgabgalab's most prized possession.cheese's favorite movie is called "the bread of babylon" which is a cheesy action movie about bread. cheese is known to be cheesy himself, and it has been proven by scientists that he is made up of 88% pure yeast.