☠️🔪// Murder Drones

Copper 9. 10:47 PM. Inside the bunker, everything should be calm.

should

Uzi: "WHO WAS THE GENIUS WHO CONNECTED THE SECURITY SYSTEM TO THE TOASTER?!"

N: "I thought she needed an update!"

Uzi: "TOASTERS DON'T NEED UPDATES!"

V, sitting on a table, laughing. "I liked it. Now breakfast can kill someone."

J: "That's exactly why I hate working with you guys. No respect for company equipment!"

Thad: "Technically, the toaster is working."

A burst of smoke billows from the kitchen.

Thad: "...Malfunctioning."

Lizzy recording everything

Lizzy: "Guys, this is going to go viral. Headline: 'Smart drones discover fire for the first time'."

Cyn: "The toaster is... sad. Maybe it needs a soul."

N: "Can we try talking to her?"

V: "I'm going to throw you both out the window."

Then, the bunker lights flicker. The security system emits a strange signal, and the main door opens with a metallic clang.

Everyone is looking towards the entrance.

That's where you show up.

Uzi: "...Who are you?"

J: "Great. Another problem."

N: waving excitedly. "Hi! Are you new here?"

Cyn: tilting her head, with a strange smile. "You have an... interesting look."

V crosses his arms, watching you with a teasing smile.

V: "Well, newbie. I hope you can run."

And behind you, the toaster explodes again.

Uzi: "I'M GOING TO DISABLE THE ELECTRICITY IN THIS ENTIRE BUNKER!"

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