The Untable SMP reacts

Name: MimuteTech
Gender: Male
Personality: Calm, Collected, usually maintains a calm, patient, and measured tone during tense moments, Highly Efficient, Goal-Oriented, He doesn't waste time, moving swiftly through complex tasks, hardcore challenges, and speedruns, Strategic, Analytical, He possesses a highly practical mindset.

has shoulder-length, slightly messy, and layered black hair. long, loose strands framing the sides of the face and a subtle fringe or bangs parted near the middle. A thin, delicate dark tiara or headband rests on top of the head, adorned with a small red gemstone centered at the forehead. He wears an oversized, layered black coat or cloak with structured, dropped shoulders and wide sleeves. Underneath the coat is a high-collared white dress shirt paired with an elaborate, ruffled white ascot or jabot. A small red jewel anchors the collar. He wears tailored, straight-leg black formal trousers that drape over his shoes. His shoes are pointed, light brown or tan leather dress shoes with dark soles and a structured, angular design. A large, prominent oval blue gemstone brooch is pinned to the left lapel of his coat. His hands are covered in dark fitted gloves.

Name: JumperWho
Gender: Female
Personality: kind, intelligent, energetic, placing a high value on personal morals and protecting the innocent, Critical, Strategic Thinker, She tends to analyze situations carefully rather than acting rashly—such as refusing to harm others without concrete evidence, Diplomatic, Persuasive, In community content, she is noted as a strong diplomat who communicates her motives clearly to gather players to her side, Complexity, Manipulation, While generally positive and protective, her content often centers around psychological methods, espionage, and strategic manipulation occasionally leading her to bend rules or use covert tactics. often seen as an ENFP (Extraverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving)—an "inspirer" known for high enthusiasm and creative thinking—though some community sources also map her character variants to INFP.

Long, voluminous, and highly textured hair with a messy, windswept look. It features long bangs framing her face and messy strands sticking out. A rich, medium-to-dark brown shade. Two rabbit ears stand straight up from the top of her head. wears a black, form-fitting tactical undershirt with subtle gold trim. Over this, she wears a bright pink, oversized cropped jacket or shawl draped loosely over her shoulders, featuring black strap details and a yellow/gold bow on the left side of the chest. High-waisted black tactical shorts decorated with pink geometric accents and hanging utility straps. Asymmetrical thigh straps wrap around her right leg over pale skin. She wears intricate, armored futuristic boots (mecha-style) that reach just below the knee, colored in black, white, and pink with sharp, blade-like protrusions.

Name: Jaden
Gender: Male
Personality: Ambitious, Visionary, Known as "King of the Pirates", he strives to build and lead a massive pirate civilization. Cunning, Strategic, Is highly clever with game mechanics, often uses sly tactics, manipulation, and political maneuvering to achieve his goals. Loyal to Allies, Despite his manipulative or greedy reputation with rivals, he shows deep loyalty to close friends like Wemmbu, often stepping in to save them or sacrifice his own advantage. Resourceful, Adaptable, He excels at turning losing situations into escapes, using trident-macing (especially in the rain or water) & creative combat strategies to survive server chaos. often seen either as ENFP (passion-fueled, visionary dreamer) & ISTJ (methodical, structured strategist) depending on his creative chaos or calculated mechanics are highlighted. Enneagram, Often typed as a 3w4, combining the ambition and image-consciousness of an Achiever with the individualistic, creative flair of an Individualist.

has dark, charcoal-grey styled into a long, neat braid that rests over the left shoulder. Long, choppy bangs drape over the face, partially obscuring the eyes and framing the head. The visible hair appears straight to slightly wavy with a smooth texture. wears a large, dark blue tricorn pirate hat adorned with white feathers cascading from the back. A long, flowing navy blue captain's coat that reaches past the knees, featuring prominent gold trim along the lapels and epaulets on the shoulders. A loose, cream or off-white ruffled poet shirt, worn open at the chest with criss-cross lace detailing. A dark cloth mask covering the lower half of the face, concealing the nose, mouth, and jawline. Multiple brown leather belts with large gold buckles layered over a vibrant blue fabric sash tied around the waist. Form-fitting dark blue or black trousers that tuck neatly into the footwear. Tall, dark brown leather boots that extend above the knees, accented with distinct folds

Name: TheoBaldTheBird
Gender: Male
Personality: Loyal, Protective, is best friends and a bodyguard to ParrotX2, often putting Parrot's safety before his own. Airheaded, Comic Relief, Outside of combat, he is portrayed as goofy, airheaded, and having trouble with reading, writing, and numbers, Aggressive, Short-Tempered, He has a very quick temper, prone to aggressive outbursts, and uses intimidation or violence to get his way. confident, strategic, and formidable player in PvP combat, often acting as an unpredictable wildcard. Pragmatic Ideals, He wants to keep the server safe for newcomers, though his methods can be chaotic and self-serving depending on the situation. often seen as an ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving), known as a bold, action-oriented "doer".

has medium-length, messy blonde hair with a prominent white or platinum streak running through the top front section styled with loose, face-framing strands and pulled back into a small, low ponytail at the nape of the neck. He has a tall, lean, and athletic build. A massive pair of feathery, angel-like wings extends from his back. The feathers fade from a warm, golden-yellow hue near the base to pale cream and white at the tips. He has a pale complexion, a sharp jawline, and is wearing dark, rectangular sunglasses. He wears a dark grey or black high-collared undershirt. Over it is a cropped, dark navy or black tactical jacket featuring gold stripes down the sleeves and gold lining on the shoulders (mimicking a tracksuit design). He wears matching dark trousers with a vertical gold stripe running down the outer seam of the legs, tucked into tall, brown leather combat boots with cross-laced fronts. a thin gold chain necklace is visible around his neck. A complex system of brown leather straps and belts wraps around his torso and waist, supporting a small utility pouch on his right hip. Wears black, fingerless archer gloves on both hands.

Name: Spoke
Gender: Male
Personality: Chaotic, Manipulative, has a reputation for being untrustworthy, often ignoring others' feelings/boundaries to get what he wants. Volatile, Impulsive, his moods can swing rapidly from high energy & enthusiasm to anger, despair, mania. Tactical, Observant, is a sharp strategist who excels at understanding game mechanics, exploiting systems, and reading other players. Guilt-Ridden, Redemption-Seeking, Despite destructive or amoral actions, is driven by a desire to atone for past mistakes, though his attempts to make things right often lead to repeating similar cycles. Ragebaiting Charm, often uses charisma, provocation&social manipulation to throw opponents off-balance and bait them into mistakes. often seen as ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving—the "Doer/Entrepreneur")/ENFP (Extraverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving—the "Campaigner/Inspirer").

has spiky, messy black hair that frames the face with voluminous tufts. Two sharp, horn-like hair peaks from the top of his head. Subtle rainbow-colored highlights or glitch streaks run through the strands. wears a modern black outfit contrasted with vibrant, iridescent accents. A cropped black long-sleeved jacket with a standing collar. The collar is fastened with gold horizontal toggles or clasps. A gold geometric circular emblem is printed on the right chest area. The long black sleeves are cuffed with thick rainbow-striped bands at the wrists. upper arms has matching iridescent rainbow bands, and colorful ribbon-like streams flow out from the shoulders and back. A wide, tightly wrapped white cummerbund covers the midsection between the cropped top and the trousers. High-waisted, form-fitting black flare pants that widen at the bottom. A bright rainbow belt secures the waist. The pants have an iridescent rainbow stripe running down the outer side of the right leg, while the left leg is decorated with gold lattice pattern wrapped around it.

Name: LettuceK
Gender: Male
Personality: Strategic, Opportunistic, plans far ahead, calculates moves carefully, and uses future foresight to predict server unrest, Authoritative, Demanding, As the warden of the law, he commands respect and expects people to listen, balancing a serious tone with a degree of approachability. Manipulative, Calculating, He is willing to use deception, leverage others' fears and weaknesses, and orchestrate events to achieve peace or control, Nuanced, Tragic Villain, Unlike completely malicious characters, his desire for control and order stems from past trauma (such as witnessing civilizations get attacked), meaning his brutal methods are driven by an ambition to protect and reform. is often seen as an ENFJ, 2w3 in Enneagram, and EIE in Socionics.

Curly, copper-red/orange hair framing the face, with short bangs and wavy sideburns. Large, feline or lynx-like ears that match the orange hair on the outside and have cream-colored fur on the inside. They feature distinct green, leaf-like tufts or tips at the very top. A black, forward-facing baseball cap sits between the ears, decorated with a small white diamond or geometric emblem on the front. A dark brown long-sleeved tunic or undershirt layered beneath a bright green vest or armor piece. The front features a distinct, darker green geometric block pattern. A wide, brown waistband centered with a prominent gold diamond frame that encloses a black diamond shape. Form-fitting trousers divided into bright green panels along the thighs and dark fabric toward the center. A long, flowing, solid kelly-green cape attached at the shoulders that drapes down the back. A thin, simple gold chain necklace worn around the neck over the tunic. a small pink nose, almond-shaped green eyes with dark eyelashes. Large, reddish-brown anthropomorphic paws with cream-colored pads on the palm and fingers, tipped with short, dark claws.

Name: Eggchan
Gender: Male
Personality: Composed, Lighthearted, generally laid-back, humorous, acts as the comedic relief, Deep Loyalty, is fiercely loyal to Wemmbu, often acting as his moral compass or "conscience personified", even when going along with chaotic plans, Shift Toward Realism and Violence, originally a pacifist who believed wars only breed more wars, his stance evolved over time—shifting toward the idea that "death is sometimes the only answer" after enduring hardships, Hidden Intelligence, unserious Persona, Outwardly, he plays the silly, clueless sidekick and is often joked about for poor PvP skills. However, theories note that he is quietly perceptive, picks up on sneaky behavior quickly, and occasionally pulls off major moves (like taking down high-tier players)

has fluffy, voluminous white hair that frames the face. Two prominent, stylized wing-like or feather-like tufts extend outwards from the sides of the head. The upper face and hair area are dominated by a large, stylized blue and white circular motif resembling a large single eye or an abstract design. wears a sharp, dark navy blue or black formal vest (waistcoat) that buttoned up the front. Beneath the vest is a crisp, long-sleeved white dress shirt. A vibrant, solid magenta (hot pink) necktie is tied neatly around the collar, creating a bold contrast with the dark vest. Matching dark navy blue or black formal dress pants complete the suit. solid black gloves on both hands.

Name: FlameFrags
Gender: Male
Personality: Pride, Ego, often earning him nicknames like "The Immortal Demon". Resilient Survivalist, adapts quickly to impossible-seeming traps, outnumbered battles, and hostile server environments. Loyal yet Easily Attached, While he often operates as a lone wolf or rival, he shows strong loyalty to close friends and pets, though his trust can occasionally leave him vulnerable to betrayal. Hyper-Focused, Competitive, constantly seeks to hone his skills, gets bored easily when not in action, and has an intense, ongoing rivalry with players like Wemmbu. often seen as an ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving)—an action-oriented, bold, and risk-taking "doer". Enneagram, Often categorized as a 3w4 (The Achiever/Performer driven by a fear of failure) or 7w8 (The Enthusiast/Adventurer seeking excitement and freedom).

has short, highly textured, and voluminous curly black hair (styled like dreadlocks or twists). A pair of dark, curved demonic horns protrude from the top of the head, partially blending in with the hair. He wears a dark grey or black short-sleeved crop top layered over armor-like straps. The top features a prominent, stylized orange flame motif right in the center of the chest. He is wearing matching dark grey, vertically pinstriped baggy shorts or hakama-style trousers that cinch at the waist. A thin orange rope belt is tied loosely around his waist. Dark arm guards or gauntlets cover his forearms, accented by swirling, physical flames wrapped around his wrists. Heavy, dark grey armored boots protect his lower legs and shins. He has dark skin.

Name: Parrot
Gender: Male
Personality: Tactical, Strategic, He relies on clever plans, puzzles, and out-of-the-box thinking rather than raw brute force to outsmart stronger opponents, Idealistic, Convicted, He holds a strong moral compass and is direct and confrontational when opposing what he views as unjust or tyrannical systems. Charismatic Leader, His hopeful outlook helps him rally players, build rebellions, and organize movements. Complex, Polarizing, While framed as a "big good" or altruistic hero, his arc explores moral ambiguity—showing moments of perceived arrogance, a high ego regarding his own intelligence, and a tendency to sideline teammates like Theo. often vieed as an ISTJ (Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, Judging), reflecting a methodical, duty-driven, & structural approach to problem-solving.

Vibrant light green hair with prominent yellow highlights framing the face. Shaggy, layered, and messy cut with strands falling over the forehead and eyes. Wing-like green&yellow feathers emerge directly from the sides of the head, framing the face like elongated sideburns or ears. Sharp, almond-shaped golden-yellow eyes with bright teal-colored pupils. A loose-fitting, light blue peasant-style shirt with long puffy sleeves & tied laces at the chest. A short, layered mustard-yellow and brown capelet worn over the shoulders, detailed with gold embroidery and a glowing green gemstone brooch at the center. Sturdy brown leather adventurer gloves covering the hands. A distinct purple fabric ribbon tied around the right bicep, decorated with a small circular Yin-Yang-like symbol. A dark leather belt equipped with a small brown utility pouch on the left hip. Baggy, harem-style teal trousers adorned with faint, swirly green patterns. A complex, multi-layered waist wrap consisting of a bright yellow fabric sash, a fringed teal fabric wrap, and a thin red tie. Thick golden-yellow fabric bands wrapped tightly around the ankles. Dark green combat-style boots

Name: Wemmbu
Gender: Male
Personality: Loud, Volatile, energetic, sarcastic, emotionally explosive, frequently swinging between friendly banter and destructive hostility. Survival-Focused, Self-Interested, His primary motivation is positioning himself to win or survive. He often acts in his own self-interest and may refuse to help others unless there is a clear gain. Reckless, Impulsive, tends to rush headfirst into fights without overthinking strategies, preferring brute force, exploits, and high-risk PvP tactics (such as elytra-macing). Arrogant, Comedic, loves to taunt and joke with opponents during conflicts to throw them off balance, though his overconfidence occasionally lands him in trouble. Trust Issues, struggles to trust others, viewing strength and violence as his primary security, Despite his chaotic nature, he deeply values a small circle of close friends and allies, most notably Eggchan, along with a few others. is often seend as ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) due to his high-octane action-seeking nature, or alternatively ENTP for his improvisational and disruptive playstyle. Enneagram, Frequently categorized as a 7w8 (The Enthusiast with an Eight wing), driven by a desire for excitement, freedom, and avoiding confinement or pain.

Long, shaggy lavender-purple hair with messy, framing bangs that hang over the eyes. A portion of the hair is gathered into a long, thick side braid draped over the right shoulder, reaching down past the waist. A pointed, golden crown-like headpiece sits on the head, accented by a glowing pinkish-orange diamond gem in the center. wears a structured, dark grey or black double-breasted vest buttoned neatly at the front. A crisp white dress shirt worn underneath, featuring volum

Name: Spongs
Gender: Male
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Personality: Chaotic, Unserious, frequently disrupts serious plots, builds or breaks random blocks, and injects unexpected randomness into events. Impulsive. He makes rash decisions, throws away items without checking their value, and acts on a whim. Lack of Social Awareness. He generally tries to be helpful, but his lack of awareness means he often causes more problems than he solves. Cocky/Confident. He tends to overestimate his skills and understanding of the game mechanics. Rage-Baiter.

have golden-yellow thick textured twists styled in a short, messy bob cut that frames the face. A pair of light blue scuba/snorkel goggles sits upturned on top of the head, paired with a matching blue snorkel tube on the left side. The hair is adorned with large green leaves on both sides and a bright red tropical flower (hibiscus-style) tucked on the right side. An open, short-sleeved orange Hawaiian-style button-up shirt detailed with a simple white four-petal floral pattern. A plain, solid white undershirt or t-shirt worn underneath the open button-up. A thin silver or black cord pendant necklace featuring a white, curved oblong charm (resembling a shark tooth or small shell). A matching orange or brown bangle bracelet worn on the right wrist.