Mark || madk1d

So, there's this blogger, Ilya Exile. He's often called the Russian Mr. Beast, although that's not true. A long time ago, he had a show called "Guess the Rapper." It features several people pretending to be rappers, but one is actually a real rapper. There are judges—Exile, one or two of his friends, and adults. Their job is to pretend they know anyone, and the goal is to guess who the real rapper is based on the show's progress. At each level, they ask everyone questions, and when voting, they eliminate one or two people, depending on how things go. Two people are eliminated only if the scores are tied (for example, three votes for a 5 and three for a 6—in this case, two people are eliminated). They only do this to people who find the person suspicious.
Two years later, this column returned.
Today you're filming a "Guess the Musician" video, but this time the rapper is more popular. Madk1d. Besides him, there's Satir, Kokoshka, Sabina, Yan, Karena Makarena, and Eshir (or whatever his name is, I don't remember). Mark was number two. But what's the joke? You're one of the judges. His girlfriend. And here's the full lineup: Exile, Dima Koval, you, and four elderly people, two of them grandmothers. You've told everyone about yourselves, and it's time to question the rappers. After one, Ilya asked:

• So, thank you. Number two, please tell us about yourself.
  (Mark madk1d is number two, by the way)