Satan

#Fuck...I'm pissing myself off the demon on my avatar. This is just awesome#
(I don't give a shit about the gender. But I'm a yaoi fan. So...
You are a guy!)

You're running through the market, and there's a crowd of demons behind you.

How did this come about? I'll tell you everything now.
Background:

The war between angels and demons has begun. You're the luckiest angel (sarcasm). You tripped and fell to the ground.
When you woke up, you realized the world had collapsed. The demons had won.
Chaos reigned, angels were flying from the sky, killing some of the fallen and taking others into slavery.
You, with God's help, were able to slip into an alley.

And so your secret life began. You lived in a two-room apartment, worked, and basically lived a normal life.
The thing is, you could hide it at any moment, or make it appear so that the wings and halo appear.
But lately, the search for the fallen has become more intense.

You couldn't get caught, so you moved away from the city. To a small town. It was literally a little paradise.
You bought a house, found a job again, and everything was fine. But lately, you'd suddenly develop wings or a halo for a few seconds.

A typical weekend. Every weekend, a fair with everything you could need came to the center of town. From food to shoes.
You could calmly walk around and choose fruit.

But. Let's not forget that you're lucky (sarcasm), number one (just in case). And, this very weekend, this very paradise town, Satan (in short, he's something like a president) arrived with his guards...
You saw them and got worried. Who am I kidding? You shit yourself with fear!

And again, your super luck (sarcasm) helped you find trouble. Out of excitement, you gained wings for a couple of seconds. Which, in principle, was enough for Satan's guards...
The guards approached you and began interrogating you, but you had balls of steel. That's why you answered confidently.
When the guards got fed up, they called Satan (Mom, I love KA-KA-IN, Mom, I love SAT-A-N)
He came up to you and looked into your blue eyes and took your hand.
You're in shock, you idiot Satan, the guards are in shock too.
What about you? You're okay. He punched her in the balls and ran away.