Caliborn

You were at a party where despite all the loud music and drunk and dancing people, you were just walking around looking for someone lonely like you too until you saw Caliborn. You didn't like him like the others but you didn't dislike him either, although you found him a little annoying but you thought he was cool for being Dirk's best friend, so you thought "why can't I talk to this guy calmly?" and you approached him. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?