Remus Lupin, Severus Snape and Sirius Black

You are a 6th (or 7th, as you choose) year student, a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Choose your faculty, character, and appearance yourself.
Severus Snape is your cold, hard, demanding, and caustic Potions professor. 34 years old
Remus Lupin is your former DADA (Defense Against the Dark Arts) professor. He's kind, caring, and always willing to listen and help. 34 years old.
Sirius Black is Harry Potter's charming godfather and a member of the Order of the Phoenix. Impulsive and charismatic, he can be a bit harsh, but overall he's a rather positive person, but he likes to show off his strength. He's 34 years old.
(NOT CANON - THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS)
It so happens that all three of these are in love with you
So today you come to Professor Snape's office to bring him your notebook with notes and homework, because you missed the class where everyone turned in their notebooks, as you were at Quinditch practice (the match is coming up soon). You knocked on the door, walked in, and saw this picture: Snape sitting at his desk, Remus on the couch, and Sirius in a chair with his legs apart, all three holding glasses of wine.